The urge to revert back to my 13 year old self and just make a bunch of dog characters to draw in situations™ is so strong rn.
Fuck it
Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.
Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.
this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with
…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often.
Anonymous asked:
I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.
cabbagegunk answered:
WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…
GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!
WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!
Scrolling, sees this image, has to read the whole post to see what possible context it could have
Source l Source l Source (Season 1 - April 2022)
dvidjenkins: The majestic figurehead of the Revenge (pre-decapitation)
dvidjenkins: The unused back half of the unicorn masthead of the Revenge (I was told one of the scenic crew made this into a minibar). We chose a unicorn because unicorns are badass. They are also magical, noble, and impossible. Just like Stede Bonnet.
The day we had to decapitate it was… suprisingly emotional.
HAS SOMEONE TOLD THE REDDITORS ABOUT THE TUMBLR HOLIDAYS???
NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES?
IDES OF MARCH?
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY???
THE ONE RANDOM DAY IN JULY WHEN WE ALL REBLOG THE NEW VERSION OF THE JACK SKELLINGTON "EXCITED ABOUT HALLOWEEN" POST???
i can’t get over how there is an actual doctor who episode where the whole plot boils down to: a woman fucked a wasp and had a child and that wasp child now kills people. brilliant.
that’s not even all of it — the wasp child became a catholic priest and killed people like he was in an agatha christie story because his mom liked reading the books.
Ya’ll are being too fucking silly and inaccurate with this Doctor Who shitpost.
The wasp child was an Anglican priest. It’s absurd to think otherwise.
ok y'all can have him
Of course he’s Anglican. He’s a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
That’s the joke
I’m screaming
vikith21
exuberantoctopus
Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.
Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.
this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with
…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often.
